Totally great for totally different reasons. We talked a little bit in this post about the differences between watching somebody who is clearly a masturbator and somebody who is aggressively jacking off in a race to the finish line. Watching bator bros settle into some solid penisbate is so gratifying and so much more erotic […]
Video: Make Yourself Gay Through Hypnosis
Yeah. I don’t think it’s real either. But I lol’d. I don’t even know what I can say about this one. I’m not even totally sure how I came upon this video in the first place. But I’ve watched it several times, and I’m not sure if it’s working. Although I do like the […]
Magical GIF Post
It’s tough coming up with stuff to say about penises right now. Well. That isn’t entirely true. Just the events of the last week have made it harder for me to see penises as so supremely important. And then yesterday I came across this beautiful gif on tumblr: And I realized I was being silly. […]
Clickbate: London’s Newest Penis Skyscraper
5 for the Weekend: London’s getting a huge new skyscraper with a familiar shape, a woman is going to prison for pretending to be a penis doctor, Florida news can’t deal with phallic things, and this beardo gives the most hypnotic blow jobs you’ll ever watch. Man. Fuck this week. But welcome to Friday. […]
The Difference Between “Jerking Off” and “Masturbating”
It’s Monday again! Let’s talk about Masturbating. As if we really ever talked about anything else on this site, right? Silly. But I’ve been having a good time with the Monday Masturbators series. While we don’t do a lot of scheduled content here (Tuesdays aren’t the days I post testicles or anything. Although #testicletuesday is […]
Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms
5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]