Huge Nuts, Gays at the RNC, and Naked Bob Belcher. TGIF everybody! Some days there isn’t anything special to talk about, specifically, but I still have tabs open that I wanna share with you. So we’re starting up a new feature called 5 for the Weekend so I can share that stuff with […]
Soda Is Killing Your Sperm
Save them! Save the sperm! It’s been nearly a month since my last post here, and much has happened both in my own life and in the world, but my not sharing stuff I think is important – my silence – isn’t making anything any better. So I think I’m ready to start creeping […]
The Bible Says You Should Totally Get Naked and Whack It
And I’ve got the scripture to prove it. Ordinarily, I work hard to stay away from religion, or politics, or even anything I think sounds especially divisive at all. I’m still torn about this post about MAL where I said some not nice things about the guys I saw there. But this was a […]
Why I Left My New Year’s Eve Party To Masturbate Solo
To ring in the New Year the most honest way I know how. If you know me in real life or we’ve met or spent any real amount of time together, I’ve probably definitely talked about masturbation and penises at some point. In fact, even if you don’t know me and just read this […]
Let’s Talk About Penis
The Phallic Brotherhood brings new wisdom into my life. Or it just puts concise words to the kind of sex I enjoy having. Either way. I feel like I’ve been saying “yeah, but I’m not gay like you’re gay,” my whole life, without ever being able to explain it better than that. And […]
Fifty Seven
I feel like I’m constantly talking about group sex stuff on here to the point that you guys surely must be bored of it by now. But I don’t care, because I’ve found a new hobby and it’s awesome and I wanna tell you about it. So, group masturbation is awesome. It just is. I’ve […]
