And I’ve got the scripture to prove it. Ordinarily, I work hard to stay away from religion, or politics, or even anything I think sounds especially divisive at all. I’m still torn about this post about MAL where I said some not nice things about the guys I saw there. But this was a […]
Why I Left My New Year’s Eve Party To Masturbate Solo
To ring in the New Year the most honest way I know how. If you know me in real life or we’ve met or spent any real amount of time together, I’ve probably definitely talked about masturbation and penises at some point. In fact, even if you don’t know me and just read this […]
Let’s Talk About Penis
The Phallic Brotherhood brings new wisdom into my life. Or it just puts concise words to the kind of sex I enjoy having. Either way. I feel like I’ve been saying “yeah, but I’m not gay like you’re gay,” my whole life, without ever being able to explain it better than that. And […]
Fifty Seven
I feel like I’m constantly talking about group sex stuff on here to the point that you guys surely must be bored of it by now. But I don’t care, because I’ve found a new hobby and it’s awesome and I wanna tell you about it. So, group masturbation is awesome. It just is. I’ve […]