Muscles and testosterone and pleasure and muscles. We haven’t done a good story time post in a long while on here! And we haven’t featured a Nifty story in a really long while! I came across Rio Mack‘s Strength Coach pretty much by accident (while I was jacking according to my new ‘silent as possible’ […]
SNL’s Pete Davidson Can Masturbate With His Left Hand
And he’s (rightfully) super proud of it. I don’t usually talk about celebrities here, because it brings in a lot of weird, off topic traffic that is always saying things like “omg why is this whole blog about jackin it?” And for those of us who are already here, we know why it is. […]
My Neighbors Can Hear Me Masturbating: A Short Story
I have lived in this apartment for four years, and I discover new things all the time. One of the best things about life on the Upper East Side of Manhattan is how quiet it is. The streets are quiet, the people on the streets are quiet, and in the summer you can sleep […]
Monday Masturbators: Ultra HD Greasy Penis Obsession Edition
This is a weird one. After yesterday’s post, I figured I might strive for a return to form here. Not that it isn’t good to drop some reality into things, now and then. But it’s good to get distracted too. It’s Monday, and I’m always trying to build up the back catalog of Monday […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
Black Friday Shopping List: *Penis Treats* Edition
Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front of […]