As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.” Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any […]
Monday Masturbators: The Floppiest Foreskin of All
“Oh, Germany!” everyone sighed together. We are well into March now, and I haven’t gotten anything together to share with you! Terrible. Let’s correct that, shall we? It’s Monday, and you know what we do around here for Mondays. Today’s Masturbator du Jour comes courtesy of a bookmark I made sometime last year and […]
Monday Masturbators: Literal Edition – The Doc Johnson MOOD Exciter Review
Looks like a dog toy, makes you bust like a high schooler. Full Disclosure: I did not receive any compensation or free stuff in exchange for this review. I just really like this thing and thought you should know about it, in case you also like buying stuff into which you can put your […]
SNL’s Pete Davidson Can Masturbate With His Left Hand
And he’s (rightfully) super proud of it. I don’t usually talk about celebrities here, because it brings in a lot of weird, off topic traffic that is always saying things like “omg why is this whole blog about jackin it?” And for those of us who are already here, we know why it is. […]
Monday Masturbators: Ultra HD Greasy Penis Obsession Edition
This is a weird one. After yesterday’s post, I figured I might strive for a return to form here. Not that it isn’t good to drop some reality into things, now and then. But it’s good to get distracted too. It’s Monday, and I’m always trying to build up the back catalog of Monday […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]