Take five minutes out of your day and think about penises both cosmic and personal. I use the #contemplate-your-penis hashtag on tumblr a lot. I think it’s an important and universal behavior that men tend to overlook in favor of looking at other penises. But I know men (myself included!) who have attested to […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
Slow Motion Sperm Showers
It figures that this guy is ridiculously hot and only made this ONE thing ever. Just a quick update today, since I’ve got a full day before I head down to Washington tomorrow. Since it’s a Monday, why not feature another Monday Masturbator? This is the best 1:06 you’ll spend all day, and I’m […]
Masturbate With Your Friends: Corbin Fisher Edition
Because it’s Monday and I like when people do this stuff. It has been a little quiet around here the last week, eh? That’s on me. Sorry. I’m easily distracted by Easter candy, and I’ve had quite my fill of it this weekend. So let’s get on with the strokin, now that all the […]
This Amazing Jack Vid is Secretly a Fleshlight Turbo Commercial
But who’s complaining, right? I have zero idea who this kid is or why he gets to be in an advert for the new Fleshjack Turbo (described as the “most realistic and satisfying alternative to oral sex,”), but I’ve never been the sort of boy to turn down the chance to watch a stranger […]
Public Monday Masturbators: To The Great Outdoors!
Rando roidy and Proudbator both got some inspiring outdoor/public action this week. Boy it’s been a minute since we did a Monday Masturbators post. I figured since I’m headed to the London Jack Off Club tonight (full review to come, obviously!) today’s the day to get back into that groove. While I was out […]