Dunno who this dude is, but I could watch him work that dong all day. There hasn’t been a Monday Masturbator post up here in a while. Let’s fix that. Today is another rando tumblr gem, brought to you courtesy of Goldn Ticket Popper Vids. The guy who runs that tumblr seems to know […]
7 Masturbation Habits to Consider Dropping
Golden wisdom from the archives of EroticEngineering.com It’s Monday once again. And instead of focusing on a particular jack off artist like we’ve done in the past, I thought today might be a day for general Penis reflection instead. If you’re a regular guest here, you know we talk about a LOT of dong […]
The Joy of the Assist
It’s the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis. It’s MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I’m in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room. But you know, […]
Gold ⭐ Star Masturbator: Proudbator
This is gonna end up being more of a love letter to Proudbator than an interview, but we’ll go ahead and tag it as one anyway. I’ve been staring at this dude‘s dong for so long now that I actually don’t remember where I first came across it. It’s likely that tumblr was the culprit, as […]
Magical GIF Post
It’s tough coming up with stuff to say about penises right now. Well. That isn’t entirely true. Just the events of the last week have made it harder for me to see penises as so supremely important. And then yesterday I came across this beautiful gif on tumblr: And I realized I was being silly. […]
The Difference Between “Jerking Off” and “Masturbating”
It’s Monday again! Let’s talk about Masturbating. As if we really ever talked about anything else on this site, right? Silly. But I’ve been having a good time with the Monday Masturbators series. While we don’t do a lot of scheduled content here (Tuesdays aren’t the days I post testicles or anything. Although #testicletuesday is […]