Sooo long since the last Monday Masturbator post, and Phil Williams is a stellar place to start back up. It's been tough going getting myself back into the swing of things here, but I'm doing my best. While I don't think I'll be back on my 4-5X per week posting cycle of...
The rage I'm feeling today will be tempered by having to watch the long, slow exsanguination of this once beloved platform. As lots of you surely already know by know, Tumblr has decided to obliterate adult content and blogs on December 17, 2018. This is particularly bad timing on their part,...
Tips from the pros of yesteryear to help you achieve a very natural aesthetic in your dong pics. It's Friday! And I don't have the energy to come up with a whole essay about how this thing is problematic or how that thing should be emphasized more. So let's look at...
I know it's a cheat post, but I miss you guys. Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff?I can. But that's because I live here. And I've...
Put a dad on a boat, his clothes are coming off. It's just science. My love for grown up gentlemen has been long established, and it's still impossible for me to watch this underwear commercial without riling up a raging semi. I just can't deny the sexual allure of adult men who...
Sometimes it's nice just to watch somebody show off. I know I was just saying in that last post how I was going to get things back on track here, but it seems yet another week or so has slipped by without any dicks or cumming or anything posted. Even today's...
Get naked, make friends!I've been to Washington lots of times without ever edging up the nerve to take myself out to Crew Club, DC's last remaining gay bathhouse. I've always come up with lots of reasons to avoid it, but the bulk of them always (often secretly) boiled down to...