I know it’s a cheat post, but I miss you guys. Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that’s because I live here. And I’ve been going […]
Monday Masturbators: Show Us How It’s Done
Sometimes it’s nice just to watch somebody show off. I know I was just saying in that last post how I was going to get things back on track here, but it seems yet another week or so has slipped by without any dicks or cumming or anything posted. Even today’s post won’t be […]
DC’s Crew Club is the Gay Bathhouse Every City Needs
Get naked, make friends! I’ve been to Washington lots of times without ever edging up the nerve to take myself out to Crew Club, DC’s last remaining gay bathhouse. I’ve always come up with lots of reasons to avoid it, but the bulk of them always (often secretly) boiled down to “I’m probably not hot […]
Don’t Be Shitty: 5 Bros Not To Be In The Sauna
Public naked time can be stressful enough for some guys without you making it extra weird. It’s a well known fact that I’m a big fan of a sauna. I love the Russian Baths in New York. I really really love Steamworks in Chicago. I’d go back to the Pleasuredrome next time I’m in […]
#TesticleTuesday
I’m in no mood for thinkpieces today. It’s Tuesday. It’s cold and raining outside. And I’m sad that I’m not naked in Palm Springs anymore. I already did my rant on Chicago being offended that men have genitals and are sexual. And last week, I ranted about how grownups should be better at cleaning […]
Inndulge, Palm Springs: Like Naked, Grownup Summer Camp
Take your pants off and stay a while! In season two of Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw remarks that the Hampton Jitney is like the “bus to summer camp,” going on to lament that instead of singing songs and making new camp friends, everyone ignores each other and talks on their phones. If […]





