Man, grownup dudes are so unbelievably sexy. I don’t do a ton of ‘male model’ stuff on here, cause I love seeing the D, and those InstaFamous bros never wanna show it. That’s an exhausting tease and so I mostly stay away. But when these photos of gloriously muscly/beardy model Anthony Varrecchia made the […]
The Economic Times: the garbage dump you end up in after clicking any of those “you won’t believe how X” banners after real news stories. Oh, Economic Times. What even are you. Aside from the newsmagazine version of those little bins next to public toilets designed to collect used sanitary napkins. In fact, I […]
That title sounds appropriately Potter-esq for England’s latest sex scandal: Keith Vaz MP. Isn’t it comforting to know that, even as times change, virtually nothing else does? Here in America we’re being slogged down with daily reminders from the Trump side of things that (in the mind of his supporters) the Civil War […]
A naked statue of Donald Trump’s penis in New York, Gawker is O-V-A-H, you can cum from tweaking your nipples, with bonus boner dancing. We did it everybody. We made it to Friday! I’m halfway through my hair prison sentence, and I can officially shower and go back outside by like Saturday Night/Sunday […]
How am I not already playing this game? After yesterday’s Buzzfeed buzzkill, what a joy it was to stumble across this article from Kotaku on my all-penis newsfeed, about newly released video game, No Man’s Sky and the many, many phallic aliens that apparently inhabit it. If you don’t know anything about NMS, the short version is […]
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.