Now lemme tell you why that’s a big deal. Got a little quiet around here again this week. But I’ve gotten such positive responses to my 1000 word ode to cockrings, that I wanted to take some time today and talk about the general un-gay-ing of penis accessories. Because I think it’s relevant and […]
Male Assturbation
Man, I don’t like that word! ? In my never ending journey to journey my way into my end, I’ve read a LOT of advice and tips and watched videos and GIFs and even subscribed to some helpful tumblrs. Alas, we’re still not far from where we started. Occasionally I can get stuff up there, […]
Cockrings: Every Day
Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin’ penis. Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount it on my […]
The Weather Dick: “Last Week Tonight” Panders Directly To Me
I’m a big big fan of the accidental weather penis phenomenon. Just a quick update today to cover Sunday’s episode of Last Week Tonight, where John Oliver basically said, five minutes into the episode, “and now, here’s something for Tyler the Badwolf, specifically.” But with his accent he pronounced it “and now, dicks.” […]
Broken Buddy Bate: Or, “How Not To Jack With Friends”
Stu and Pavel are super hot and super disconnected. Without question, my most popular tumblr post in the lifetime of that account, is a simple photograph of two dudes holding hands while they masturbate: https://tylerthebadwolf.tumblr.com/post/153431464181/if-you-ever-really-want-to-understand-me-better I don’t know who these guys are, or what the context for this image is. But somehow […]
Someone Should Open A Fake Celebrity Nudes Museum
Ryan Gosling & Friends display their goods as well as the remarkable talents of an absent artist. When I got up this morning, #FakeRyanGoslingFacts was trending on twitter. While I’m not one for celebrity gossip these days, I decided I did have a few fake facts to contribute to that discussion. Searching for the […]