This is gonna end up being more of a love letter to Proudbator than an interview, but we’ll go ahead and tag it as one anyway. I’ve been staring at this dude‘s dong for so long now that I actually don’t remember where I first came across it. It’s likely that tumblr was the culprit, as […]
A Conversation With: Suckboy Roy
XTube Star, Fellow Penis Enthusiast, and General Man-Without-Gag-Reflex, Suckboy Roy. It’s about time we started branching out here a little bit and talked to some other people about what kinda dicks they like. It’s easy to sit here in the echo chamber of my masturbatorium (the spare bedroom in my apt that was too […]
2 Awesome Penisbate Vids
Totally great for totally different reasons. We talked a little bit in this post about the differences between watching somebody who is clearly a masturbator and somebody who is aggressively jacking off in a race to the finish line. Watching bator bros settle into some solid penisbate is so gratifying and so much more erotic […]
Video: Make Yourself Gay Through Hypnosis
Yeah. I don’t think it’s real either. But I lol’d. I don’t even know what I can say about this one. I’m not even totally sure how I came upon this video in the first place. But I’ve watched it several times, and I’m not sure if it’s working. Although I do like the […]
3 Awesome/Hilarious Mature Dude Bulge Videos
Bulge Watching: Epic creeper vids, ahoy! I never know when Bulge Nation is going to update, since it seems a little irregular these days. But luckily I usually get an email when they do, and this morning’s email sent me to this post, which lead me to this tumblr. Which made my penis really […]
Magical GIF Post
It’s tough coming up with stuff to say about penises right now. Well. That isn’t entirely true. Just the events of the last week have made it harder for me to see penises as so supremely important. And then yesterday I came across this beautiful gif on tumblr: And I realized I was being silly. […]