Stuff I ❤ / 26.12.2015

Except that the human body doesn't work like that!

Natural Penis Enlargement: Towel/Penis Workouts: We can probably file this under "too good not to share (ridiculous)."  Now I know that everybody is trying to sell a thing that's going to make your penis bigger and give you huge, explosive, stroke-inducing orgasms, but c'mon dude. Nobody's gonna buy your book if the free advice you offer on your site is hang a towel off your erection until you see some gainz.
Thinky Stuff / 24.12.2015

Because "Holiday" is for Communists, and this is America.I'm not a big family guy - if you know me, I'm sure we've talked about it at some point. I'm at an age where most of my family scatters for the major holidays, lest we should all have to spend time...

Field Trip / 06.12.2015

Me and my tired penis are going home to bed. I don’t have anything particularly groundbreaking to talk about here tonight. I’m currently on my way back to New York after a restful weekend away in Sacramento and am greatly looking forward to my own bed and shower.I’ve spent the last...

This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18