Fun fact: it’s not just Victor Noir’s bulge that’s magic (a lot of them are!) If you happen to be in Paris this summer, and are not having enough sex, or are trying to get married, have a baby, or solve any number of other fertility/sex problems, may I suggest rubbing the crotchal-area […]
Trump’s Penis Removed From Park: 5 For the Weekend
A naked statue of Donald Trump’s penis in New York, Gawker is O-V-A-H, you can cum from tweaking your nipples, with bonus boner dancing. We did it everybody. We made it to Friday! I’m halfway through my hair prison sentence, and I can officially shower and go back outside by like Saturday Night/Sunday […]
No Man’s Sky Is Just FILLED With Phallic Monsters
How am I not already playing this game? After yesterday’s Buzzfeed buzzkill, what a joy it was to stumble across this article from Kotaku on my all-penis newsfeed, about newly released video game, No Man’s Sky and the many, many phallic aliens that apparently inhabit it. If you don’t know anything about NMS, the short version is […]
In Defense Of: Small Penises
Everything you think about small penises is probably dumb. I’ve long been stamping “small dicks are cool,” on tumblr posts that feature dudes with dicks that are smaller than what we’ve been informed is “regular,” and I plan on continuing to do so. Like my fascination with Furries, my fixation on giant, monster […]
Tyler’s Cockring Collection
The best of the cockring bunch. Anybody who knows me has likely heard me talk about cockrings adoringly and endlessly. I’m a huge fan and I’m always encouraging people to try them out for non-sexy times, just to keep their focus a little bit more on their penises. I’ve found it really helps […]
Orlando Bloom’s Got ALL the Foreskin: 5 for the Weekend
Legolas got naked, some neighbors saw some surprise dick, a barely-18 kid smokes and jacks, and Cockrings are great. Boy oh boy. That was a real quick fuckin week that just flew by! I only got two posts or some stupid thing in between this and the last 5. Man! But I picked […]