I know… I know. Easy to say, tough to hear. One of the things about having a job where your appearance plays an exceptionally large role, is trying to figure out where your real limitations are (this is probably as tall as I’ll ever be, and my nuts aren’t getting any larger, no matter how […]
Name That Animal Penis!
From Seth MacFarlane’s Cartoon Cavalcade of Comedy I don’t have anything pithy about this. I stumbled across it by accident last week and have laughed myself silly over it several times since then, just leaving it open in a tab on my browser. I honestly don’t know why I find it so amusing, but […]
The Bible Says You Should Totally Get Naked and Whack It
And I’ve got the scripture to prove it. Ordinarily, I work hard to stay away from religion, or politics, or even anything I think sounds especially divisive at all. I’m still torn about this post about MAL where I said some not nice things about the guys I saw there. But this was a […]
My first MAL will probably be my last.
I’m feeling a lot of types of ways about this whole situation, and most of them aren’t very good. I would love to say publicly that my sex enthusiastic attitude and encouragement comes completely naturally to me, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn’t. Naturally, I have a tendency to be […]
Why I Left My New Year’s Eve Party To Masturbate Solo
To ring in the New Year the most honest way I know how. If you know me in real life or we’ve met or spent any real amount of time together, I’ve probably definitely talked about masturbation and penises at some point. In fact, even if you don’t know me and just read this blog […]
Review: Suit up For 2016 With Fort Troff (XPosted from Manhunt Daily)
Because their gear is better than what you’re wearing right now. Oh, Fort Troff. How I love thee. A miracle of modern branding and adult marketing, Fort Troff has risen to adult industry prominence in a verrry short amount of time, billing itself now as the “#1 USA Gay Toy Store,” (which sounds a little bit […]