Save them! Save the sperm! It’s been nearly a month since my last post here, and much has happened both in my own life and in the world, but my not sharing stuff I think is important – my silence – isn’t making anything any better. So I think I’m ready to start creeping […]
The BEST Adult Coloring Book Around
Puts the Adult in ‘Adult Coloring Book.’ I’m not one to jump on every cultural bandwagon that rolls by me, so I’ve been pretty hesitant to get jazzed about this adult coloring book nonsense that’s going around. I’m much more fond of reading a good book than I am of being forced to stare […]
Wonder Why We’re Like This About Our Genitals?
Because our culture normalizes penis shame. I’m real pissed about this one, you guys. I don’t know how big a story this is where you live, but I use an app that shows me the ten most shared stories across all social media each day (it doesn’t give me a sense of “good” journalism, […]
Penis Size: You Gotta Work With What You Have
I know… I know. Easy to say, tough to hear. One of the things about having a job where your appearance plays an exceptionally large role, is trying to figure out where your real limitations are (this is probably as tall as I’ll ever be, and my nuts aren’t getting any larger, no matter how […]
Name That Animal Penis!
From Seth MacFarlane’s Cartoon Cavalcade of Comedy I don’t have anything pithy about this. I stumbled across it by accident last week and have laughed myself silly over it several times since then, just leaving it open in a tab on my browser. I honestly don’t know why I find it so amusing, but […]
The Bible Says You Should Totally Get Naked and Whack It
And I’ve got the scripture to prove it. Ordinarily, I work hard to stay away from religion, or politics, or even anything I think sounds especially divisive at all. I’m still torn about this post about MAL where I said some not nice things about the guys I saw there. But this was a […]