Except that the human body doesn’t work like that! Natural Penis Enlargement: Towel/Penis Workouts: We can probably file this under “too good not to share (ridiculous).” Now I know that everybody is trying to sell a thing that’s going to make your penis bigger and give you huge, explosive, stroke-inducing orgasms, but c’mon dude. Nobody’s […]
Ultimate Christmas Gift: the Hydromax Bathmate
You should be unsurprised to learn that my Ultimate Christmas Gift is Penis-related. So I’ve always got a wishlist going and I do my best to keep it up to date and not to constantly say “GET ME THINGS FROM MY WISHLIST! WHAAA!” like so many guys do on twitter. But I really like having […]
Hooray! I’m Slightly Bigger Than Average in the Penis!
According to these Penis charts from Lifestyle Condoms! I can’t vouch for the accuracy of these little infographics, but it’s still interesting to see where you stand according to international averages! Here’s how I ranked: 1 in 44! 97th Percentile! .9%! So that’s a reassuring start to my day! Tell me where you […]
This Daddy’s Mall Bathroom Jack Off Break
This is one of my new favorite things and I can’t stop gushing about it. I promise to try to keep the crossposting from Manhunt Daily to a minimum, but this video was so hot, I could hardly resist. Tumblr is a cruel mistress though, and this came to me without any real info on […]
Jackin’ It
Jackin’ it for the Lord. Jackin’ it for the lord in San Diego. I don’t watch South Park the way I used to (that show has been on since before I was in middle school, so there was definitely a period where I paid close attention to it) and it’s sad that I missed this […]
Let’s Talk About Penis
The Phallic Brotherhood brings new wisdom into my life. Or it just puts concise words to the kind of sex I enjoy having. Either way. I feel like I’ve been saying “yeah, but I’m not gay like you’re gay,” my whole life, without ever being able to explain it better than that. And […]