I’m feeling a lot of types of ways about this whole situation, and most of them aren’t very good. I would love to say publicly that my sex enthusiastic attitude and encouragement comes completely naturally to me, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn’t. Naturally, I have a tendency to be […]
Why I Left My New Year’s Eve Party To Masturbate Solo
To ring in the New Year the most honest way I know how. If you know me in real life or we’ve met or spent any real amount of time together, I’ve probably definitely talked about masturbation and penises at some point. In fact, even if you don’t know me and just read this blog […]
Review: Suit up For 2016 With Fort Troff (XPosted from Manhunt Daily)
Because their gear is better than what you’re wearing right now. Oh, Fort Troff. How I love thee. A miracle of modern branding and adult marketing, Fort Troff has risen to adult industry prominence in a verrry short amount of time, billing itself now as the “#1 USA Gay Toy Store,” (which sounds a little bit […]
Use Your Towel To Get A Bigger Dick!
Except that the human body doesn’t work like that! Natural Penis Enlargement: Towel/Penis Workouts: We can probably file this under “too good not to share (ridiculous).” Now I know that everybody is trying to sell a thing that’s going to make your penis bigger and give you huge, explosive, stroke-inducing orgasms, but c’mon dude. Nobody’s […]
Ultimate Christmas Gift: the Hydromax Bathmate
You should be unsurprised to learn that my Ultimate Christmas Gift is Penis-related. So I’ve always got a wishlist going and I do my best to keep it up to date and not to constantly say “GET ME THINGS FROM MY WISHLIST! WHAAA!” like so many guys do on twitter. But I really like having […]
Hooray! I’m Slightly Bigger Than Average in the Penis!
According to these Penis charts from Lifestyle Condoms! I can’t vouch for the accuracy of these little infographics, but it’s still interesting to see where you stand according to international averages! Here’s how I ranked: 1 in 44! 97th Percentile! .9%! So that’s a reassuring start to my day! Tell me where you […]