“Mac’s got gay nudes.” [Cue Title Sequence] Always Sunny is one of the greatest television comedies ever conceived, not least because of the ludicrous handling of Mac’s ever-present homosexuality. But we aren’t here to debate the merits of Sunny. If you disagree you can go ahead and be wrong and click on to something more […]
Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition
As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.” Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any […]
Texas Roundup and The Story of My Favorite Shirt (Longhorns Dance)
It’s an exciting place to visit, Texas. But I don’t think I could stay. Let’s talk about cowboys! I realize that much time has passed since I’ve done a post here, and I apologize. I always think that I’ll be able to do this from the road, but for some reason or another, it […]
Pénis, Je t’aime
A quick meditation on finding your penis beautiful. I’m on the road again this week, so just a short post today, based on a tumblr post that’s been haunting me for a week. The account Temple of Sacred Phallus got deactivated (by choice or by the tumblr morality police, we’ll never know), but their […]
Sunday Comics: Julius’ “The Hardon Twins & The Mystery of the Golden Cockring” Part 5
The Hardon boys infiltrate their target and find exactly what they were looking for all along. We’ve finally made it to the second-to-last installment of the Julis’ epic The Hardon Twins & the Mystery of the Golden Cockring! If you’re just joining us for this, don’t expect me to catch you up in this […]
Solo Outdoor Watersports: Intimate, Erotic, and Astonishingly Beautiful
“Oh, Germany!” (Part Zwei) One of the things about writing this blog and sharing all of this stuff with you, is that I know people will find their way to the stuff that they like. Today’s post is an example of something that might not be for everyone. The guys who just snuck in […]