“Oh, Germany!” everyone sighed together. We are well into March now, and I haven’t gotten anything together to share with you! Terrible. Let’s correct that, shall we? It’s Monday, and you know what we do around here for Mondays. Today’s Masturbator du Jour comes courtesy of a bookmark I made sometime last year and […]
“How To Buy A Jockstrap” via WikiHow
Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don’t know how to WikiDo? If you don’t own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on how to get […]
Happy Valentine’s Gay From the Heroes at Doable Guys
Forgot to get classroom Valentines for tomorrow? Print and pass mini-arts from Doable Guys! Kids love ’em! When I was a kid, Valentine’s Day was a contest at school. Not to see who got the most, or who got what mushy stuff from their crush. But to see who would come in that day […]
Monday Masturbators: Literal Edition – The Doc Johnson MOOD Exciter Review
Looks like a dog toy, makes you bust like a high schooler. Full Disclosure: I did not receive any compensation or free stuff in exchange for this review. I just really like this thing and thought you should know about it, in case you also like buying stuff into which you can put your […]
SNL’s Pete Davidson Can Masturbate With His Left Hand
And he’s (rightfully) super proud of it. I don’t usually talk about celebrities here, because it brings in a lot of weird, off topic traffic that is always saying things like “omg why is this whole blog about jackin it?” And for those of us who are already here, we know why it is. […]
5 Most Shocking Revelations About Medieval Dick
The Middle Ages: Horniness Without End and No Way to Google Anything. This past week, while I was in sunny Miami, an article came across my inbox describing the woes and wants of the sex lives of people in the Middle Ages. The Salacious Middle Ages is a brilliant essay/exploration by Katherine Harvey, […]