I have lived in this apartment for four years, and I discover new things all the time. One of the best things about life on the Upper East Side of Manhattan is how quiet it is. The streets are quiet, the people on the streets are quiet, and in the summer you can sleep […]
Monday Masturbators: Ultra HD Greasy Penis Obsession Edition
This is a weird one. After yesterday’s post, I figured I might strive for a return to form here. Not that it isn’t good to drop some reality into things, now and then. But it’s good to get distracted too. It’s Monday, and I’m always trying to build up the back catalog of Monday […]
Sunday Comics: Jiraiya’s “Caveman Guu”
Oblivious to the roles and rules of sexual engagement, Guu is probably a lot happier than anyone he knows. This is a short Sunday Comics post today, as we get back in the swing after a month’s absence. I know via google analytics that these are some of the top posts that bring people […]
#TesticleTuesday/ #TransformationTuesday (But Not How You Think Probably)
The moral of this story is that I secretly wish this would happen every time I put on new underwears. Aight. We’ve done a few #TesticleTuesday posts in the past (this one, this one about stretched nuts, and then this one about Deviant Otter’s perfectly heart-shaped balls), and they seem to go over well. […]
Black Friday Shopping List: *Penis Treats* Edition
Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front of […]
Voicemail By Penis / For Penis
Or: the peculiar phenomenon of solo phonebone recordings. Good monday, masturbators! And also to you, fans of masturbators and general penis enthusiasts. Aiming for getting back on schedule (yet again!) this week, and I want to talk today about the ostensibly strange concept of audio recordings of dudes going to town on their dongs. […]