Jockstraps, roller derby, and hairy, veiny cocks abound in Jake. Ordinarily, R. Crumb-style black and whiters like these aren’t my style. I’m much more a fan of the digital assisted art of Freebo or Josman when I’m reading my penis comics. There’s something about the highly jumbled words/action of Crumb and his ilk that […]
My All Time Favorite Handjob
Not all reacharounds are created equal. This video popped into my Xtube habits many years ago, and then, as such magical and beautiful things are wont to do, it just disappeared one day. I remember still the very first time I ever watched it, realizing immediately what a fucking gem of a thing this […]
Uncomfortable Asks: Dadplay and Poop Mishaps
How real is too real for incest roleplay and what do you do when things don’t play out perfectly during buttstuff? We’ve made it through a few of these Uncomfortable Asks with some good questions and questionable answers. But I end up talking about these posts more with people in real life than anything […]
BIG NEWS: When Self Reported Online, Penis Size Dramatically Increases!
Insecure about the size of your wang? Find out if LYING ABOUT IT is right for you! I’ve talked about my fetish for google alerts here before, and last week seemed to be a promising reward to the constant monitoring of phrases like “penis,” “London penis,” “New York penis,” and “great big penis,” when […]
Sunday Comics: “Dad’s Toys” by Josman
Remember when your dad was super fit and hot and used to let you watch him shower? Yeah, me neither. But that’s the magical world of Josman, isn’t it. I decided to do a one-off story this week, instead of another installment of the Hardon Twins and their (as yet still unestablished) cockring mystery, partly […]
10 Luscious, Beautiful, Cartoon Male Butts
Because men are totally beautiful and aren’t always presented that way. [Updated 01.06.22] I’m a leg man. Always have been, likely always will be. I love penises and beards and nipples and all the other stuff, too. But if you’re a dude with big thick quads, or a massive, muscular butt, the first thing I’m […]