I don’t even have anything to follow that up with. It’s just purely incredible. I’ve apparently used the term ‘ballback’ on tumblr enough that I’ve seen it come back to me unprompted, as the word used to describe the back side of the testicles, extending up through the taint: I’ve never been fond […]
The Joy of the Assist
It’s the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis. It’s MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I’m in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room. But you know, […]
Leftovers For Dinner: Thanksgiving with Handjobs Magazine
Just like real leftovers, cigar dad time is even better after you’ve forgotten about it at the back of the fridge for a few days. I’ve talked enough about Handjobs Magazine on here for everybody to know what it is, and I still read through my collection with some regularity. Even though I’ve read […]
VIDEO: Made For you
I shouldn’t be left alone naked so long in hotel rooms. I was genuinely blown away by how many of you had kind and heartfelt things to say about this video I made earlier in the year. I’m not a video guy, and I have no idea what I’m really doing when I make these, […]
Gold ⭐ Star Masturbator: Proudbator
This is gonna end up being more of a love letter to Proudbator than an interview, but we’ll go ahead and tag it as one anyway. I’ve been staring at this dude‘s dong for so long now that I actually don’t remember where I first came across it. It’s likely that tumblr was the culprit, as […]
A Conversation With: Suckboy Roy
XTube Star, Fellow Penis Enthusiast, and General Man-Without-Gag-Reflex, Suckboy Roy. It’s about time we started branching out here a little bit and talked to some other people about what kinda dicks they like. It’s easy to sit here in the echo chamber of my masturbatorium (the spare bedroom in my apt that was too […]