5 for the Weekend: London’s getting a huge new skyscraper with a familiar shape, a woman is going to prison for pretending to be a penis doctor, Florida news can’t deal with phallic things, and this beardo gives the most hypnotic blow jobs you’ll ever watch. Man. Fuck this week. But welcome to Friday. […]
Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms
5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]
Internet Gems: The Porntone Swatch Book
This proves far more useful than my actual Pantone guide. I hope I never stop being impressed by the dirty imaginations of boys on the internet. To wit: a clever nod to a guide that all graphic designers (or anybody who wants things to print with appropriate colors) should be familiar with, the Pantone CMS […]
Review: Doable Guys – Volume One
Luscious candy-colored visions of lust, reflecting a wide breadth of masculine do-ability. I honestly am not sure how I came upon the Doable Guys series launch the first time, but am sure it had to do with the amount of anime and Furry tumblrs I follow and my insatiable hunger for hypersexual depictions of […]
Clickbate: Joe is the BIGGEST Jonas
5 for the Weekend: Joe Jonas compares penis size with the rest of the brothers Joni, morning coffee and masturbation rituals, Bottoming 101, and what happens when 4 random dudes get boned up in a public bathroom. Holy moly how is it Friday already!? This week has been ridiculous and I feel like precious little […]
Protected: The Particular Problem With Promotion
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