John Lennon and Paul McCartney used to jack off together. Paul McCartney this week gave an interview to GQ in which he described, in the plainest possible language, jacking off with friends and bandmates in his younger days. There is something so refreshing and so validating about having an international megastar (what’s the right […]
Tips from the pros of yesteryear to help you achieve a very natural aesthetic in your dong pics. It’s Friday! And I don’t have the energy to come up with a whole essay about how this thing is problematic or how that thing should be emphasized more. So let’s look at some vintage 70s/80s […]
Speechless, Dad stormed out of the room in a huff before I could explain. It’s not every day you get caught under your immigrant coach’s desk with his enormous pornstar-sized cock all the way down your throat but I knew Dad would understand. It got stuck, that’s all… and it’s perfectly understandable for a dick that big to easily get stuck in a tight teen throat like mine.
I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]
I know Instagram was made for babies, dogs, and lunches. But we can do better; we have the technology. It’s Thursday! And if you follow me on Instagram, that often means that you’re gonna probably see a pic of my meaty butt virtually unrestrained by the tiny piece of fabric that I’ve decided is […]
I think you’re a terrible person. Dear Sir: I want to be forthright and tell you that I was the person who reported you to the front desk this week, for the way you behave in the mens locker room at my gym. I have seen you in that locker room every time I […]