It’s an exciting place to visit, Texas. But I don’t think I could stay. Let’s talk about cowboys! I realize that much time has passed since I’ve done a post here, and I apologize. I always think that I’ll be able to do this from the road, but for some reason or another, it […]
Solo Outdoor Watersports: Intimate, Erotic, and Astonishingly Beautiful
“Oh, Germany!” (Part Zwei) One of the things about writing this blog and sharing all of this stuff with you, is that I know people will find their way to the stuff that they like. Today’s post is an example of something that might not be for everyone. The guys who just snuck in […]
SNL’s Pete Davidson Can Masturbate With His Left Hand
And he’s (rightfully) super proud of it. I don’t usually talk about celebrities here, because it brings in a lot of weird, off topic traffic that is always saying things like “omg why is this whole blog about jackin it?” And for those of us who are already here, we know why it is. […]
5 Most Shocking Revelations About Medieval Dick
The Middle Ages: Horniness Without End and No Way to Google Anything. This past week, while I was in sunny Miami, an article came across my inbox describing the woes and wants of the sex lives of people in the Middle Ages. The Salacious Middle Ages is a brilliant essay/exploration by Katherine Harvey, […]
My Neighbors Can Hear Me Masturbating: A Short Story
I have lived in this apartment for four years, and I discover new things all the time. One of the best things about life on the Upper East Side of Manhattan is how quiet it is. The streets are quiet, the people on the streets are quiet, and in the summer you can sleep […]
How To: Build Your Own (Portable!) DIY Fleshlight Mount
Using basic tools and stuff from Amazon/your house! 2020 Fleshlight UPDATE! This remains one of the most popular posts on badwolf.blog, and I want to make sure I keep it updated and useful! The originator of this instructable, @ kumwithm3 / @ cumwithm3, is on XHamster these days, and you can check out my love […]