What is a pardon worth when someone has committed no crime? This started off as a very different post, and, before I read this New York Times article in its entirety, I saw its story as a hopeful and exciting turn towards the future. But when you really examine the core of this idea, […]
Peter Griffin’s Yanket Solves the Woes of Public Masturbation
“If you’re anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can’t masturbate just anywhere. But now you can!” On my trip back to NYC from Washington this week, I was reminded by a terrible woman camped out at DC’s Union Station under her dual sleeved blankets (one for the […]
Dressed for Church
There’s almost nothing that compares to a big, proud, suit bulge. I don’t make enough time to people watch at home. Is what I decided today over coffee and some kind of steak and egg breakfast wrap. My (otherwise charming and beautiful) DC hotel refused to put a coffee machine in my room, so […]
Clickbate: Joe is the BIGGEST Jonas
5 for the Weekend: Joe Jonas compares penis size with the rest of the brothers Joni, morning coffee and masturbation rituals, Bottoming 101, and what happens when 4 random dudes get boned up in a public bathroom. Holy moly how is it Friday already!? This week has been ridiculous and I feel like precious little […]
Tumblr Crush: KeirSraan
Mature penis masturbator and tumblr superuser. 2020 UPDATE: Tumblr is gone forever and we all already know that. That means that awesome guys KeirSraan this don’t have a simple way to connect with people who love watching them love on themselves. That sucks. I’m leaving this post up, because I still think this guy is […]
Bravo Delta Sneaks Back Into Xtube
As well as sneaking into some dude in a public bathroom. I love XTube because I think it’s a far more interesting selection of offerings than most major studio porn, and because I love when creative guys do creative stuff. Lest we forget, the only reason we know who Bravo Delta is today is […]