Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front of […]
Broken Buddy Bate: Or, “How Not To Jack With Friends”
Stu and Pavel are super hot and super disconnected. Without question, my most popular tumblr post in the lifetime of that account, is a simple photograph of two dudes holding hands while they masturbate: https://tylerthebadwolf.tumblr.com/post/153431464181/if-you-ever-really-want-to-understand-me-better I don’t know who these guys are, or what the context for this image is. But somehow […]
Book Report: “The Conquest Of Zantar” by Kyle Cicero
I’m not afraid to tell you: this is a bit of a weird one. A while back I was sent an advance copy of Kyle Cicero’s newest story, the Conquest of Zantar for review and while I’m always glad to read dirty stories, I had no idea what I was really in for here. […]
9 Hilarious (and real!) Amazon Lube Reviews
A reminder that it’s always worth your time to read those reviews! Did you know that silicone lubes are almost all condom compatible? Because I did not! I just learned this past week that most silicone lubes live in a third category beyond oil-based and water-based, and are completely safe to use with latex […]
DC’s Crew Club is the Gay Bathhouse Every City Needs
Get naked, make friends! I’ve been to Washington lots of times without ever edging up the nerve to take myself out to Crew Club, DC’s last remaining gay bathhouse. I’ve always come up with lots of reasons to avoid it, but the bulk of them always (often secretly) boiled down to “I’m probably not hot […]
Inndulge, Palm Springs: Like Naked, Grownup Summer Camp
Take your pants off and stay a while! In season two of Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw remarks that the Hampton Jitney is like the “bus to summer camp,” going on to lament that instead of singing songs and making new camp friends, everyone ignores each other and talks on their phones. If […]