It’s the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis. It’s MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I’m in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room. But you know, […]
A Conversation With: Suckboy Roy
XTube Star, Fellow Penis Enthusiast, and General Man-Without-Gag-Reflex, Suckboy Roy. It’s about time we started branching out here a little bit and talked to some other people about what kinda dicks they like. It’s easy to sit here in the echo chamber of my masturbatorium (the spare bedroom in my apt that was too […]
Clickbate: London’s Newest Penis Skyscraper
5 for the Weekend: London’s getting a huge new skyscraper with a familiar shape, a woman is going to prison for pretending to be a penis doctor, Florida news can’t deal with phallic things, and this beardo gives the most hypnotic blow jobs you’ll ever watch. Man. Fuck this week. But welcome to Friday. […]
Reasons for Men to Wear Thongs
It’s not my list. But it’s still a good list. If you’ve been paying even marginal attention to what we talk about here or on tumblr, you’ve heard me yelling about how it’s stupid that people think thongs are for women. This preoccupation with masc drag is bumming everyone out and it’s keeping you […]
The Difference Between “Jerking Off” and “Masturbating”
It’s Monday again! Let’s talk about Masturbating. As if we really ever talked about anything else on this site, right? Silly. But I’ve been having a good time with the Monday Masturbators series. While we don’t do a lot of scheduled content here (Tuesdays aren’t the days I post testicles or anything. Although #testicletuesday is […]
Make Your Dick Look Like a Wolf!
Why? Who cares! You’ve probably got your reasons! I would like to start by disclaiming how secretly actually excited I was when my buddy sent me this blog post about these boxer briefs designed to make your front stuff look like a snarling wolf. I was all set to buy them, until I looked […]