Insecure about the size of your wang? Find out if LYING ABOUT IT is right for you! I’ve talked about my fetish for google alerts here before, and last week seemed to be a promising reward to the constant monitoring of phrases like “penis,” “London penis,” “New York penis,” and “great big penis,” when […]
50 Shades of PR-Shaming Sexually Curious/Adventurous Men
When will this trash-hole franchise just die already? I lost my virginity at the age of fourteen. The next day, I was already more sexually mature and open-minded than I imagine most of the perceived audience for the deplorable 50 Shades novels and films must be. If you’re unfamiliar with this “cultural phenomenon” (gag), I […]
It’s Time To Bin Your Tea
Attitude Magazine and Alexis Caught have some smart thoughts about how to reframe the way you engage with your peers. I don’t totally know how I came across it first (likely just a random find while googling important scientific research things), but I sent it to myself a couple different times/ways because I kept reading […]
True Life: I’m Finally One Of Those #Truvada Whores I Keep Hearing So Much About
There should be an ‘it gets better‘ video for your first month of side effects. Just about every single person I know (save for a few notable exceptions) who is around my age, and has a similar volume (quantity? amount? Sum?) of sex to what I do, is or has been on PrEP for what […]
Self Inflicted Punishment: Liveblogging Netflix’s “Escorts”
Subtitled: “Ugh/Oh No!” I don’t do a ton of liveblog stuff here because it’s kind of a copout, as far as writing goes. It’s a collection of my in-the-moment reactions to things, and not a thoughtful meditation on a film or show (or whatever) as a whole. But Netflix has been pitching Escorts to […]
We Need To Talk: About Ejaculating
Are there scarier words in the English language than “we need to talk?” Welcome to 2017, everybody! We’ve all got fresh clean slates with which to start the year off, and we’re keeping up with resolutions, if that’s our thing. I want to take this opportunity to discuss some things that we maybe wouldn’t […]