This has been a bit of a bumpy ride, hasn’t it? I’ve never been one for New Year’s Resolutions. Even though I’ve worked in fitness marketing for years, and have to convince a bunch of people to join gyms every January (so that those gyms can keep paying me to make things to convince […]
Reasons for Men to Wear Thongs
It’s not my list. But it’s still a good list. If you’ve been paying even marginal attention to what we talk about here or on tumblr, you’ve heard me yelling about how it’s stupid that people think thongs are for women. This preoccupation with masc drag is bumming everyone out and it’s keeping you […]
Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms
5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]
Fear of a Black Penis
The NYT Magazine publishes a thoughtful and well researched analysis of our cultural fear of BBC. It was both surprising and exciting to wake up today to the NYT app directing me almost immediately to an article by Wesley Morris entitled Why Pop Culture Just Can’t Deal With Black Male Sexuality. There’s a lot of […]
Almost, But Not Quite: Britain Pardons Homosexuals, But Won’t Apologize
What is a pardon worth when someone has committed no crime? This started off as a very different post, and, before I read this New York Times article in its entirety, I saw its story as a hopeful and exciting turn towards the future. But when you really examine the core of this idea, […]
The Skipper Showed Full, Naked Ballback in 1970’s “There Was A Crooked Man”
It was glorious. Years after he would become a household name (and the target of lots of attention from confused young men for his massive, unrestrained package) as the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island, Alan Hale Jr. was featured in the 1970 Kirk Douglas/Henry Fonda western There Was a Crooked Man. Hale played Arizona sherriff […]