Lasting wisdom from unlikely sources are what this blog is all about, right? I’m not someone who takes good advice well. I may have been in some form of therapy or another since I’m seven years old, but I’m shockingly hard to reach when it’s in my own best interest sometimes. But I’ve been thinking […]
Adam Levine As Played By Bravo Delta: 5 For The Weekend
Pornstar Bravo Delta as Adam Levine, jacking off on the subway, Levi Karter is adorable, and how sexting might send you to jail. How’s THAT for some clickbait headlining? It’s Friday again! I started pulling this together last night with the hope of having it posted by the time I got up this morning, but […]
Penis Facts: 5 Things You Didn’t Know From the British Museum
Fascinating (however cringe-worthy) penis facts brought to you by super smart sounding English people. Last November, the British Museum created a handful of YouTube “pilots” for people to vote on, and then promised to create a new series based on user interest. The best of the bunch (by a wide margin) was this […]
“Men, Manliness, and Being Naked Around Other Men” via The Atlantic
Not everyone is as into group nudity or getting naked around other men as I am. I don’t usually walk through my days thinking about how lucky I am to have the outlook on sex and sexuality that I do, but maybe I should. I came across this piece the Atlantic, published in […]
French Journalist Victor Noir’s Bulge Is Magic
Fun fact: it’s not just Victor Noir’s bulge that’s magic (a lot of them are!) If you happen to be in Paris this summer, and are not having enough sex, or are trying to get married, have a baby, or solve any number of other fertility/sex problems, may I suggest rubbing the crotchal-area […]
Trump’s Penis Removed From Park: 5 For the Weekend
A naked statue of Donald Trump’s penis in New York, Gawker is O-V-A-H, you can cum from tweaking your nipples, with bonus boner dancing. We did it everybody. We made it to Friday! I’m halfway through my hair prison sentence, and I can officially shower and go back outside by like Saturday Night/Sunday […]