Bulge Watching: Epic creeper vids, ahoy! I never know when Bulge Nation is going to update, since it seems a little irregular these days. But luckily I usually get an email when they do, and this morning’s email sent me to this post, which lead me to this tumblr. Which made my penis really […]
Take Me Out to the Bulge Game
Baseball wordplay! Hahahaah! You know that old saying, “I may not know art, but I know what I like?” That’s how I mostly feel about sports, generally, and baseball, specifically. I don’t know much about baseball (I’ve been to a couple games growing up, and I know the super famous guys cause they’re super […]
The Difference Between “Jerking Off” and “Masturbating”
It’s Monday again! Let’s talk about Masturbating. As if we really ever talked about anything else on this site, right? Silly. But I’ve been having a good time with the Monday Masturbators series. While we don’t do a lot of scheduled content here (Tuesdays aren’t the days I post testicles or anything. Although #testicletuesday is […]
Renaissance Ballback
That Phaeton has some respectable nuts, too. A while back I posted a whole tirade about the glory of my very favorite part of the male body: the ballback. I still stand by that and I maintain that it’s one of the most beautiful and vulnerable and erotic (man, that word suuucks), and overlooked regions. […]
Clickbate: Very Vulgar And Obscene
5 for the Weekend: Texas is not into penises, real or otherwise, Simon Cowell exposes himself on tv, and a dad with the biggest nuts I’ve ever seen shaves them smooth for your entertainment. Whenever I put together that subheadline about what’s actually in these posts, it always sounds like I’m queueing up the teleprompter […]
Happy (Belated) Birthday, Bateworld!
I’m Tyler the Badwolf, and I approve this message: I’ve mentioned it a lot in passing on here, and definitely on tumblr and twitter, but I am very genuinely a fan of bateworld.com and the community that they have very meticulously developed. They’ve gone through some growing pains this year, and with a site as […]