J Lube, Proudbator, Jockstraps, and Peloton – Summer stuff to get you through the hard times. We haven’t done a Favorite Things post in aaaages! I started these way back when as a way to talk about stuff I liked that wasn’t quite deserving of its own full-length post, but that was worth sharing, regardless. […]
This Amazing Jack Vid is Secretly a Fleshlight Turbo Commercial
But who’s complaining, right? I have zero idea who this kid is or why he gets to be in an advert for the new Fleshjack Turbo (described as the “most realistic and satisfying alternative to oral sex,”), but I’ve never been the sort of boy to turn down the chance to watch a stranger […]
Review: The P-Spot Buzz 3.8 by Fort Troff
I’m not ashamed of how small something has to be to fit into my butt. Shut up. I’m sure I don’t need to start this by saying all kinds of glowing BS about Fort Troff, right? I mean I already did it about these underwears, and this skin lightener, and it’s all the same […]
