Or whatever it is! Hanukkah! Kwanzaa! They’re all good! From the bottom of my butt, I wish you a happy whatever you’re doing today, and I thank you for making my 2016 so much better, just by reading the things I write and saying things back to me. I #lovewhatido and it’s all because […]
François Sagat May Have the MOST Perfect Ballback
I don’t even have anything to follow that up with. It’s just purely incredible. I’ve apparently used the term ‘ballback’ on tumblr enough that I’ve seen it come back to me unprompted, as the word used to describe the back side of the testicles, extending up through the taint: I’ve never been fond […]
3 Awesome/Hilarious Mature Dude Bulge Videos
Bulge Watching: Epic creeper vids, ahoy! I never know when Bulge Nation is going to update, since it seems a little irregular these days. But luckily I usually get an email when they do, and this morning’s email sent me to this post, which lead me to this tumblr. Which made my penis really […]
Take Me Out to the Bulge Game
Baseball wordplay! Hahahaah! You know that old saying, “I may not know art, but I know what I like?” That’s how I mostly feel about sports, generally, and baseball, specifically. I don’t know much about baseball (I’ve been to a couple games growing up, and I know the super famous guys cause they’re super […]
Reasons for Men to Wear Thongs
It’s not my list. But it’s still a good list. If you’ve been paying even marginal attention to what we talk about here or on tumblr, you’ve heard me yelling about how it’s stupid that people think thongs are for women. This preoccupation with masc drag is bumming everyone out and it’s keeping you […]
Make Your Dick Look Like a Wolf!
Why? Who cares! You’ve probably got your reasons! I would like to start by disclaiming how secretly actually excited I was when my buddy sent me this blog post about these boxer briefs designed to make your front stuff look like a snarling wolf. I was all set to buy them, until I looked […]