Characters suck and fuck and masturbate for one another with gleeful, uncensored abandon. With everything going on in my life these past few months (my suspended move to Berlin, my all consuming work project followed by the demise of my all consuming work project, and my day to day struggles with staying productive and staying […]
10 Luscious, Beautiful, Cartoon Male Butts
Because men are totally beautiful and aren’t always presented that way. [Updated 01.06.22] I’m a leg man. Always have been, likely always will be. I love penises and beards and nipples and all the other stuff, too. But if you’re a dude with big thick quads, or a massive, muscular butt, the first thing I’m […]
No Man’s Sky Is Just FILLED With Phallic Monsters
How am I not already playing this game? After yesterday’s Buzzfeed buzzkill, what a joy it was to stumble across this article from Kotaku on my all-penis newsfeed, about newly released video game, No Man’s Sky and the many, many phallic aliens that apparently inhabit it. If you don’t know anything about NMS, the short version is […]