“Why not? I enjoy getting presents from strange men.”Miss Scarlet, Clue 1985
First and foremost, gifts are never expected and always treasured. I’m not the sort constantly telling folks to buy me presents to win my attention, and I’m definitely not the sort to just collect random things. My home is spartan and minimal, the only things I need are books to read, and penis accessories.
And I guess clothes and shoes and – you know – stuff to make it legal to go outside. You get all kinds of frowns and stares when it’s just a cockring and a smile in downtown Toronto.
But when generosity moves somebody, I know it can be nice to have some guidance about gifts I might enjoy and penis accessories I will actually make use of. My wishlist is a collection of bigger ticket items I’ve lusted after, books I want to read, and sometimes practical things that I just don’t find any romance in buying for myself (but even protein powder becomes more fun when it turns up on my doorstep by surprise!).
I’m trying to use Amazon less and less where I can, so lots of these items are artisanal or linked directly to individual sellers or makers. Small businesses are so important these days, and supporting companies like Gear Essentials or OxBalls – rather than just buying any old dick toys from unreputable manufacturers – goes a long way to sustaining those entities and the folks who run them.
My Toronto address is always available to receive letters and packages without notice. But I don’t check my mail every day, so please give a shout if you send something, so I know I gotta get over there!
Tyler Dårlig Ulv
157 Adelaide Street West
Toronto, Ontario, Canada M5H 4E7
I also maintain a New York mailbox, if customs declarations or expense make sending international complicated. Simply ask and I’ll be glad to share the details.
Should you generously decide to send something from this list my way, I would love it if you would anonymously tell me to remove it from my list using the form at the bottom.
LAST: There are some charitable donation items in there too, and I can guarantee it would mean just as much to me if you would consider making a small contribution there, if you prefer that to sending things.