Gifts for the penis!


“I enjoy getting presents from strange men,” declares Miss Scarlet, as she’s handed a candlestick giftwrapped to look like something far more exciting. And I couldn’t agree with her more.


Although, to be perfectly honest, nobody ever has to get me anything. That anyone comes here and reads my ramblings about big and little dicks and how they’re both invaluable to the human experience is a fucking gift in itself. But if you did want to spoil me with giftwrapped candlesticks (or anything else) I’m glad to supply some options.


My wishlist is a collection of stuff I’ve lusted after, books I want to read, books I want to lust after, and practical stuff for my life that I just don’t find any romance in buying for myself (but even protein powder becomes more fun when it turns up on my doorstep by surprise). If you ever want to send me presents, that’s a great place to start.


I’m using my official Amazon list less and less these days. Which is a great way to feature smaller sellers and guys doing amazing things with penis toys like Gear Essentials and OxBalls. You can often still specify if the order is a gift, and the address below is the best way to get stuff to me:


I am no longer living in New York! Gifts or notes may be sent to my Toronto office address, but do be mindful of customs/import duties if you’re shipping from the US. 

Tyler Dårlig Ulv
157 Adelaide Street West
Suite 406
Toronto, Ontario, Canada M5H 4E7

(Note: My former box address is no longer active, but mail is being forwarded. Please use the address above from now on.)










PS – If you do generously decide to get me anything from here, I would love it if you’d use the form at the bottom of the list to anonymously tell me what I ought to remove from the grid. Nobody can use more than one thong or buttplug at a time.

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Hi! I'm Tyler. I'm a writer, elite companion, and general penis enthusiast. I'm so glad you found your way here! This blog is a collection of thoughts about male sexuality, pornography, and sexual health. You can find out more about me here.
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