A magical tale about a young boy who can’t keep dicks out of his holes (also there’s a construction theme).

Just a quick post today to share a classic Josman comic, titled Foreman Joe. I’ve got so many other illustrators and graphic novelists I want to feature in this slot, but you guys respond so well to the Josman stuff (and y’all always wanna talk about it irl, which I love), that I figured one more couldn’t hurt.

It’s gonna be a busy week for me (I leave for London on Wednesday) so I’m trying to get everything done in the last little stretch here leading up to it. Posting may be light until I’m settled in, but you can still always get me by email or Telegram.

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But for now, let’s talk construction dick!

Foreman Joe is a quick 5-page, one-off story by Josman, featuring blond haired, blue-eyed ‘Taylor,’ who has come to work for his father’s construction company for the summer. Where this “father” is, or why he’d sign his kid up for unprotected, unlubed public butt plowing is never really explained. What I’ve always loved about this short story is the power behind “I don’t know why, but I WANT TO…” that Josman bandies about here. The kid doesn’t know why he wants to suck the dick, he doesn’t know why Joe is being “mean” to him, and he doesn’t even seem to know if he wants to get fucked, leaving it out there as a “pleease?” question.

I spend an inordinate amount of time meditating on my own “I don’t know why, but I WANT TO…” behavior, and I’m always fascinated and baffled by (but still sort of envious of) guys who don’t ever think about it, but just put the dicks in right away. I’m pretty sure my overthinking patterns are holding me back from some stuff that might be fun, but I also think they might be keeping me safe from guys like Foreman Joe who almost always have penises that don’t “look or smell very clean,” and are always tryin to put ’em places.