Ball Stretching is the new black.
2019 Update: I love that this post is so popular! I’m excited to put together a how-to post soon about beginning a ball stretching journey and how wicked fun it can be as part of your day-to-day life and your bate routine. I made a new video of my own day-long stretch practice, but I still can’t compete with these rockstars below:
It’s Tuesday! And while I don’t make a habit of it here, we’ve certainly used that as an excuse to talk about the beauty of balls before. There was this this post about the inherent comfort generated by cupping your balls, this one about Deviant Otter and his naturally heart-shaped testicles, and then this one that was just an ode to the beauty of aesthetic af nuts. Sometimes they’re just gorgeous all on their own!
But sometimes, it takes some work to get those big balls to their most beautiful state. I’m talking about ball stretching, and if we’ve talked about nuts in real life for even a few moments, I’ve certainly managed to bring up my desire to have long, pendulous nuts at some point in the future. I’m a big believer in stretching, and wear my weights whenever I have the opportunity.
But I can’t compete even slightly with the dudes in these photos. These guys have committed to the ball stretching life and it is completely incredible. I don’t know how these dudes find or wear shorts in public, since some of them surely lose those swingers out the pant leg every time they sit or stand.
10 Amazing Ball Stretching Pics
It’s tough to enunciate the rationale behind this practice, and I often relegate it to the same arena as any other body modification: it’s just what I want. It doesn’t have some deep-seated psychological drive behind it. It’s just cool! I think big, fat bull balls are cool too, but there isn’t really anything I can do to make my existing nuts fatter and heavier.
But I can stretch their container beyond its original shape to create the pendulum effect I find so enticing. And I’ve done pretty well so far! I can get an entire fist behind them (and often do when I’m jacking), and look forward to more progress the longer I wear my weights.
2019 update: Here’s one of me 😀
Clothed for IG
And just for you guys: