Using basic tools and stuff from Amazon/your house!
2020 Fleshlight UPDATE!
This remains one of the most popular posts on badwolf.blog, and I want to make sure I keep it updated and useful! The originator of this instructable, @ kumwithm3 / @ cumwithm3, is on XHamster these days, and you can check out my love letter to his gorgeous fleshlight videos in this post: Monday Masturbators: KummWithM3
2019 Update: The source behind this incredible and inventive idea (a DIY Fleshlight mount you can take anywhere! Even outdoors!) has since deleted all his online videos and presences. Which is super sad, but is a thing that happens sometimes. Even to Fleshlight masturbators. But this post is still super informative, if you’re looking for a how-to guide about making a DIY Fleshlight stand quickly and cheaply. Updated with current links to supplies!
I go through phases with my masturbators sometimes, and I’m definitely in a deeply committed, loving relationship with my Fleshlight these days. Inspired by this post (already one of the ten most popular on this whole site), I’ve been sperming my Fleshlight Ice pretty much daily over here and I have about half a boner just looking at it across the desk while I type this right now.
But the point isn’t the meaningful and fulfilling romance my penis is having with a rubber sex flashlight. It’s that I still can’t figure out a good way to hold that thing in place while I pound it! I tried the shoe thing for a day or so (where you cram your Fleshlight into a sneaker and use the rubber sole to provide traction you can thrust against), but my hardwood floors make my knees hurt, and the the shoe only stays in place if you hold it there. So that’s only a medium-good solution in my book.
But an elegant solution was devised (and featured in one of the videos in this post), by the
now defunct but always brilliant @cumwithme. What he’s done is take a camera tripod and a Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage masturbator, and combined them to create a portable, stable, and customizable (height, angle, etc) DIY Fleshlight mount for his penis toy. It’s sort of elegantly simple and brilliant. While I won’t be taking mine out into the park (probably) like @cumwithme did, I will be taking it to every room of my house to use in as many ways as possible.
Here’s how he suggests you
Build Your Own Portable Fleshlight Mount
Step 1: Get yourself a Fleshlight Quickshot (or similarly sized jacker – the full size FLs can be weighted too strangely to work well on the tripod mount) and gently let it know what it’s in for.
Step 2: Pop that baby out of its end caps and clear plastic casing. Don’t let it fall on the ground – that cyberskin is gross if it picks up too much ground dirt, and washing it is just going to take valuable time away from your first penising of your newly mounted toy.
Step 3: With the case on its side, slowly drill a hole large enough to fit the bolt of the tripod plate (most are a standard 1/4-20 size to fit almost all cameras designed for working with tripods).
Step 4: Fit the Quickshot case onto the removable tripod mount plate, and secure it with a 1/4-20 nut (at any hardware store for a few cents, or on Amazon for 5.50 for 100 of ’em)
Step 5: Pop that removable mount plate back onto the tripod.
Step 6: Jam that Cyberskin lining back into the Quickshot case, and admire your handiwork and almost lesbian-level of power tool use and construction ability.
Step 7: Do a cursory glance around your field to make sure there’s nobody watching (that you didn’t invite), and then jam your boner in there and ride it till you nut.
Watch a DIY Fleshlight Mount in action
This video is from cumwithm3’s amazing video collection, but is a different model of Fleshjack than what’s described here. Nevertheless, I will enjoy this dude’s penis style for-fucking-ever, and in any context. It’s one of my favorites, and listening to him moan and groan his way to the spurts is such a wind up:
With some clever thinking, and minimal supplies, you can really get extra milage out of your penis toys and enjoy them in ways that more closely simulate penetrative sexual interaction than just bouncing your fleshlight on your penis manually does. It’s a great workout for your glutes and your core to do the kind of standfucking that this mount enables, and it’s just a lot of fun to be able to pump until your load spills out the other side of this thing, instead of collecting in the bottom of the traditional fleshlight cap for washing up later.
I’m excited to hear about your mount-building adventures. Leave a comment below if you manage to make this work!