Using basic tools and stuff from Amazon/your house!
2020 Fleshlight UPDATE!
This remains one of the most popular posts on badwolf.blog, and I want to make sure I keep it updated and useful! The originator of this instructable, @ kumwithm3 / @ cumwithm3, is on XHamster these days, and you can check out my love letter to his gorgeous fleshlight videos in this post: Monday Masturbators: KummWithM3
2019 Update: The source behind this incredible and inventive idea (a DIY Fleshlight mount you can take anywhere! Even outdoors!) has since deleted all his online videos and presences. Which is super sad, but is a thing that happens sometimes. Even to Fleshlight masturbators. But this post is still super informative, if you’re looking for a how-to guide about making a DIY Fleshlight stand quickly and cheaply. Updated with current links to supplies!
I go through phases with my masturbators sometimes, and I’m definitely in a deeply committed, loving relationship with my Fleshlight these days. Inspired by this post (already one of the ten most popular on this whole site), I’ve been sperming my Fleshlight Ice pretty much daily over here and I have about half a boner just looking at it across the desk while I type this right now.
But the point isn’t the meaningful and fulfilling romance my penis is having with a rubber sex flashlight. It’s that I still can’t figure out a good way to hold that thing in place while I pound it! I tried the shoe thing for a day or so (where you cram your Fleshlight into a sneaker and use the rubber sole to provide traction you can thrust against), but my hardwood floors make my knees hurt, and the the shoe only stays in place if you hold it there. So that’s only a medium-good solution in my book.
But an elegant solution was devised (and featured in one of the videos in this post), by the now defunct but always brilliant @cumwithme. What he’s done is take a camera tripod and a Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage masturbator, and combined them to create a portable, stable, and customizable (height, angle, etc) DIY Fleshlight mount for his penis toy. It’s sort of elegantly simple and brilliant. While I won’t be taking mine out into the park (probably) like @cumwithme did, I will be taking it to every room of my house to use in as many ways as possible.
Here’s how he suggests you
Build Your Own Portable Fleshlight Mount
Step 1: Get yourself a Fleshlight Quickshot (or similarly sized jacker – the full size FLs can be weighted too strangely to work well on the tripod mount) and gently let it know what it’s in for.
Step 2: Pop that baby out of its end caps and clear plastic casing. Don’t let it fall on the ground – that cyberskin is gross if it picks up too much ground dirt, and washing it is just going to take valuable time away from your first penising of your newly mounted toy.
Step 3: With the case on its side, slowly drill a hole large enough to fit the bolt of the tripod plate (most are a standard 1/4-20 size to fit almost all cameras designed for working with tripods).
Step 4: Fit the Quickshot case onto the removable tripod mount plate, and secure it with a 1/4-20 nut (at any hardware store for a few cents, or on Amazon for 5.50 for 100 of ’em)
Step 5: Pop that removable mount plate back onto the tripod.
Step 6: Jam that Cyberskin lining back into the Quickshot case, and admire your handiwork and almost lesbian-level of power tool use and construction ability.
Step 7: Do a cursory glance around your field to make sure there’s nobody watching (that you didn’t invite), and then jam your boner in there and ride it till you nut.
Watch a DIY Fleshlight Mount in action
This video is from cumwithm3’s amazing video collection, but is a different model of Fleshjack than what’s described here. Nevertheless, I will enjoy this dude’s penis style for-fucking-ever, and in any context. It’s one of my favorites, and listening to him moan and groan his way to the spurts is such a wind up:
With some clever thinking, and minimal supplies, you can really get extra milage out of your penis toys and enjoy them in ways that more closely simulate penetrative sexual interaction than just bouncing your fleshlight on your penis manually does. It’s a great workout for your glutes and your core to do the kind of standfucking that this mount enables, and it’s just a lot of fun to be able to pump until your load spills out the other side of this thing, instead of collecting in the bottom of the traditional fleshlight cap for washing up later.
I’m excited to hear about your mount-building adventures. Leave a comment below if you manage to make this work!
-t
Got a quiet weekend at home? Have I got just the DIY project for you and your @Fleshjack: https://t.co/fH27X54w5l
I’m just wondering if there is a certain type or model of tripod we are supposed to get. Without having knowledge or experience using tripods in general for photography or otherwise, it looks as if thrusting into a fleshlight attached to one could cause it to easily fall or topple over. The mesmerizing thing about cumwithme’s videos is how it looks like the tripods always stay so stable, no matter what position he’s using them in. Any advice would be appreciated.
Do you know what happened to cumwithme? I loved his videos.
I linked to Amazon Basic’s 50″ tripod because it’s what I have. Obviously you can’t go totally bananas with your thrusting, and I’d imagine that’s why @CWM does his stuff outdoors: easier to plant those tripod feet in dirt, than on tile. But if you brace it right, you can definitely get a good pump on.
-t
Also, nope. No clues about @cumwithme. I’m sure he’ll be back one day. He’s too good to avoid it for long. <3
-t
Interesting point about probably sticking the tripod legs into the ground outside. I remember doing something like this setting up a tent for camping a long time ago, but wonder what the interior equivalent would be–perhaps clamped to some furniture or something? Hope some of our maker brothers or lesbian power tool sisters could chime in with more advice, or maybe this will be motivating enough for some of us to learn about those things.
I’m just wondering, was the super out bator that later asked you to take your post about him offline–did he wear Boston baseball caps in his videos? I wish I knew who you guys were talking about because it sounds like his work was amazing and I’m mourning the loss of him. There were some amazing clips I remember seeing of a man who sometimes wore Boston baseball caps a long time ago, and I was just wondering if it could be that man. Unless it was that man, I won’t be able to absorb knowledge from him since I didn’t know about him until after he was gone.
Hey again! I don’t know if we’re thinking of the same guy here. The one who asked that my writing about him be taken down actually offered me permission to restore it this week. If you’re curious you can see that post here https://badwolf.blog/blog/2016/11/07/difference-jerking-off-masturbating/ .
Not sure about his affinity for Boston caps.
Happy Saturday!
-t
Wow, that’s an amazing coincidence that the guy I was asking about suddenly decided to re-give permission for you to post about him. What is the story behind that? Based on the comment I read on another one of your posts, it sounded like he would be gone forever. How did he decide to cum back?
Well, it wasn’t the fellow with Boston caps that I was thinking of, but I’m still glad I finally have an image of who you guys were talking about. At least I feel like I didn’t miss out.
Let us know how your tripod mounting project is coming along!
I understand that he’s using the smaller sized quickshot, but it just seemed like cumwithme’s tripods must have been bolted to the ground or something. I wish I knew his secret.
Also, I was wondering if there are any tips on how to make the pov videos. Are they cutting off some of the interior sleeve to be able to see the pushing through? Otherwise, I don’t understand how they are getting those shots.
This one I don’t know. I assume it’s a gopro or similar camera, that they’ve probbly jiggerd onto the cap-end of their fleshlight. You could do it (unprettily) with duct tape, and get the same results, I suspect.
-t
On my way to the hardware store to buy a slightly longer mounting bolt for my brand new @Fleshjack Quickshot ? : https://t.co/fH27X5m7tV
I absolutely cannot wait to try this! My sluttly-maker side is all engorged!
Lol! I’m glad to help. Mine came out great! Come over and I’ll show you!
-t
I’ve been trying to use this more, but it is HARD work to actually fuck your way to a nutt instead of jackin’ it. ? https://t.co/fH27X5m7tV
Hello all I’m cumwithm3 from the video above and the instructions of how to attach a fleshlight to a tripod above. I’m still active on pornhub user name cumwithm3. I very rarely post on tumblr or any where else so if you have questions visit me on my pornhub profile.
Oh wow! That’s incredible! I’m so pleased to hear from you. I will update this post with your link immediately.
So awesome of you to comment. 😀
-t
Thank you
No longer using pornhub you can find me on xhamster
What tripod are you using?
The one from Amazon linked in the post ??????
It’s about 17 bucks and will last forever.
-t
I usually just put the fleshlight under a pillow (so you hold the pillow when you’re thrusting it) and a towel underneath to prevent the lube drips over the bed sheet. Then you can just imagine you’re pounding a hot guy in your bed.