Sweet, sweet penis cake…
According to their site, the 626 Night Market in Arcadia, CA is the “largest, Asian-themed night market in the United States.” Based on my experience with the Bangkok night markets and their goings on, this seems tame by comparison, save for their one, shining star attraction: Nutella-Filled Penis Cakes! I don’t know how anyone can type that without closing it with an exclamation point. It has so many !!!-words! Nutella! Filled! Penis! Cake! All things I fully support from beginning to end.
Here’s a sampling of the ‘grams posted about Penis Cakes at the Night Market:
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We couldn’t have a public conversation about penises though, without people being bummers about it. To wit: the writer of this back and forth piece from the Frisky who narrowed her feelings about them to: “resent for existing but desperately want to try.”
Like I said here, if you’re threatened by the existence of penises, I’m suspicious that the issue is with you and not with the penises. Just my take. Maybe some internal examination is in order.
Or maybe it’s just penis cake.