And I’m rarely so sure about such things. I’ve long had a nasty habit of watching a trash show sort of ‘in the background’ when I’m doing things around the house or getting ready for bed. I know I shouldn’t go to sleep with the tv on, but it comforts me, and I set […]
Peter Griffin’s Yanket Solves the Woes of Public Masturbation
“If you’re anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can’t masturbate just anywhere. But now you can!” On my trip back to NYC from Washington this week, I was reminded by a terrible woman camped out at DC’s Union Station under her dual sleeved blankets (one for the […]