A Fleshlight is extra magical, extra close-up.

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I’m a big fan of masturbators of all stripes. I prattled on about this video from Beau Banks so much that somebody actually GOT me a Fleshlight Turbo (there’s a real review of that coming up at some point, I promise). I’ve also purchased some down market ones from Groupon, and reviewed a number of sleeves and jackers when I was with Manhunt.

But it’s silly to pretend that any of those would be what they are today without the king of all penis toys: the Fleshlight (or Fleshjack, depending on how they’re feeling on a given day. The terms seem to be relatively interchangeable and just a symptom of marketing language for MSM dudes).

There are a ton of Fleshlight focused blogs and tumblrs featuring all manner of creative usage. My boy Proudbator has a number of their products and is fantastically enjoyable to watch when he’s mounted one and driving away at it, grinning for the camera.

What’s really interesting about some of these tumblrs is how hetero-focused they are outside of the fact that they are literally FILLED with guys masturbating their penises for all the internet to see. There are woman using them on men, and posing with the devices for photos. Couples who use them during intercourse. It’s a curious phenomenon that so many otherwise straight ID-ing gents can find fixation and enjoyment in their brothers’ penises, as long as it’s outside of a real homosexual encounter. Almost as if it’s not gay if it’s Fleshlights.

 

 

The best of these bate shares is the Fleshlight POV video. Guys attach a camera or their phone to the end of their jacker, and then show you what it looks like when they sperm it. I’ve rounded up a few of my very favorites here, and I think you’ll enjoy them as well.

It’s a curious thing to watch just the glans of a stranger push in through the silky rubber of a fleshlight again and again until he pours cum into the tube; disembodied even further than the endless, headless jack videos on so many tumblrs and Bateworld accounts. Sometimes you can hear the owner of the penis moaning and babbling in the background, but muffled, as though they were in another room. Your relationship is only with the last third of their wang, and the synthetic orifice they’re aiming to fill. It’s simultaneously intimate and shockingly distant, as a viewing experience.

 

 

But it still drew my hand magnetically to my own penis while I watched:

 

5 Incredible Fleshligh POV Cumshots

 

This was the one that started my quest for these clips, from my buddy at 420Bate. The original video is courtesy of a now-defunct tumblr called roamingcocks. But it’s been preserved by the 50k+ people who have liked or reblogged it. I like the combination of the greasy penis noise and the dude who’s clearly ready to give it up even 5 seconds in:

 

 

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Here’s the cumshot of that same vid, in slow motion. Cause tumblr bros know what you like and they wanna give it to you:

 

 

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I like that this one starts with the nutt and then rewinds to show it to you in slow-mo again. There’s some beauty you can’t quite appreciate at full speed that plays out in the slow motion version. Watching those throbs and pulsations that come with the ejaculation is a really cool reminder of how that feels inside your own penis. Plus all that biological, lizard-brain stuff that’s just trying desperately to impregnate whatever has brought the penis to this point; pushing the semen out and further into the orifice.  I’m also a big fan of this dude’s muffled grunting and groaning on the regular speed one at the top:

 

 

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This is a quick one that almost feels like it should come with 3-D glasses. This guy really manages to get the camera RIGHT THERE, and that penis is coming out of the screen to hit you square in the eye. It’s so beautiful, though, that I sat here smiling for all 58 seconds:

 

 

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I really loved this one because it’s a proper length to really start to penis to. And if you look close you can see an interesting, distorted view of the hand holding it and the room around him. Sadly, from yet another defunct source. Dude is a pretty good moaner, which always makes me extra hard:

 

 

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This last one isn’t strictly a POV video, but featured such a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL penis, and such joyful and genuine noisemaking that I couldn’t avoid including it. Cumwithme really used to do some phenomenal things, and the way he shared his pleasure was sexual and open and it bones me up just thinking about it. It’s hard not to cheer him on around 3:50 when he starts saying he’s “gonna cum hard, baby.” YEAH! Do it! Show me how hard you can cum bro!

 

 

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The lesson here is and remains, penis pleasure is natural and beautiful. Masturbation is amazing. And if you’re bold enough to show others what it looks like when you cum, you will be rewarded with lots and lots of reblogs. And also the notion that you’ve done something cosmically good, in helping others find their own way to nutting.

 

 

ALSO! If you’re reading this on June 30th: Today is the last day to get 15% Off, sitewide, on all Fleshjack products. And the last day to get a full 25% Off Boomer Banks stuff. You know he’s got good stuff.

 

 

-t