Pornstar Bravo Delta as Adam Levine, jacking off on the subway, Levi Karter is adorable, and how sexting might send you to jail. How’s THAT for some clickbait headlining? It’s Friday again! I started pulling this together last night with the hope of having it posted by the time I got up this morning, but […]
Godzilla’s Giant Lizard Penis: 5 For The Weekend
The existence of Godzilla’s Penis comes into question, a trucker jacks off in the cab of his big rig (and it’s GREAT), GIFs tell the story better than words sometimes, and Spider-Man gets splooshy in that skin-tight suit. Oof! Another week down. TGIF, boys. I made a joke about that on instagram the other […]
XTube Classics: Ben Taylor Gooned Out On Penis
A trusty standby when I’m ready to jack and don’t wanna search for that perfect new vid. I’ve been updating the back catalog posts of Stuff That I’m Into which weren’t properly carried over from a past iteration of this blog. As I post those, even though they’re backdated, WordPress is kicking […]
Trump’s Penis Removed From Park: 5 For the Weekend
A naked statue of Donald Trump’s penis in New York, Gawker is O-V-A-H, you can cum from tweaking your nipples, with bonus boner dancing. We did it everybody. We made it to Friday! I’m halfway through my hair prison sentence, and I can officially shower and go back outside by like Saturday Night/Sunday […]
Tyler’s Cockring Collection
The best of the cockring bunch. Anybody who knows me has likely heard me talk about cockrings adoringly and endlessly. I’m a huge fan and I’m always encouraging people to try them out for non-sexy times, just to keep their focus a little bit more on their penises. I’ve found it really helps […]
Orlando Bloom’s Got ALL the Foreskin: 5 for the Weekend
Legolas got naked, some neighbors saw some surprise dick, a barely-18 kid smokes and jacks, and Cockrings are great. Boy oh boy. That was a real quick fuckin week that just flew by! I only got two posts or some stupid thing in between this and the last 5. Man! But I picked […]