Clickbate / 14.10.2016

5 for the Weekend: Joe Jonas compares penis size with the rest of the brothers Joni, morning coffee and masturbation rituals, Bottoming 101, and what happens when 4 random dudes get boned up in a public bathroom. Holy moly how is it Friday already!? This week has been ridiculous and I feel...

Clickbate / 07.10.2016

5 for the Weekend: Texas is not into penises, real or otherwise, Simon Cowell exposes himself on tv, and a dad with the biggest nuts I've ever seen shaves them smooth for your entertainment. Whenever I put together that subheadline about what's actually in these posts, it always sounds like I'm...

Clickbate / 30.09.2016

Justin Theroux feels embarrassed by his bulge, Google thinks your kids should learn about penises, a short story about being in love with a penis told through GIFs, and more. We made it a whole week without any major upsets or problems! And with my only having to pay extra money to...

Clickbate / 23.09.2016

Cosmo interviews a "real" male escort, there's a show where hot MOC are just straight up fucking and I want to watch it, a cake that ejaculates, and one of my favorite Tumblr masturbators. So I know you wouldn't know it to look around here lately, but I have been very...

NSFW. At ALL.
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