The art of the blue jeans bulge pic: Something ultra masc about cockring’d meat wrapped up in denim, buttons, and zippers.
2019 Update: with the demise of Tumblr’s adult content community, it’s nice to see that some very-nearly-TOS-violating content has managed to survive. Both TXWrangler and CowboyDipper1’s account have stayed live and appear to be largely uncensored by Tumblr’s anti-sex automatons. I encourage you to check out their accounts for all the gay (and not gay) blue jeans bulges anyone could ever ask for. Just reviewing this post today got me all swelled up again. Man do I love a beautiful penis puffed up and cockringed right pushing down the leg of some skin tight jeans. That’s how you do king-sized (blue jean) bulge.
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I talk a lot on here about stuff that makes my dick hard and what I like and why I like it. But one of the things I like more than anything is finding someone who has totally figured out what their thing is. Nothing makes me click ‘follow’ on a tumblr faster than a thoughtfully, purposefully curated archive of images, videos, and whatevers about somebody’s THING.
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So today’s post is brought to you by TXWrangler (and his bulge buddy CowboyDipper1) and his amazing collection of country fried gentlemen bulging the fuck outta some 501’s. I went through his entire archive (with a couple breaks to bust a couple nuts over some stuff) and picked out my favorite 10 bulges to share with you! I’m not a jeans man myself, but it’s hard to deny the sheer masculine power of a fully-packed denim pouch that these guys are rocking:
10 Best Blue Jean Bulges
For my money, there’s nothing that beats the formation where the blue jean denim is pushed all the way out and around the bulge, creating a codpiece-like shelf for your best bits, instead of smashing everything flat against your leg. This video kind of illustrates what I’m talking about (and is just a well-made tease for dudes who love bulges):
I also came across this gif, which we’ll call a bonus round. Not from either of those guys’ tumblrs, just something I found especially magical:
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