Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Cockring, Cut, Hard, Bloated, Dong

The Many Penises (and Masturbators) of Wikipedia

There are close to 1000 penises currently uploaded to Wikipedia.


 

Oh, man. What a strange evening and morning I have had, tunneling into the depths of Wikipedia and the message boards and communities that constantly update, edit, and contribute to that site’s global success. It should be no surprise to learn that lots of people look up sex things on Wikipedia (this blog links to it constantly to explain obscure terms or anatomy), and Wikipedia has collected an image gallery to suit all of the illustrative needs of all of those sex thing articles.

It should also be no surprise that the articles about male masturbation and anatomy are well-populated by exhibitionists and fuckkin masturbators. Wikipedia is not the forum in which to celebrate penis masturbation in a real way, but a keen eye can spot those greasy, shaved, bloated bator dongs from a mile off. And some of them even make it into legitimate Wiki articles.

What a magical time to be alive!

I’ve collected a handful of my favorites here, and included their attribution information (to stay on the right side of the Creative Commons licensing). But you can check out the full 886 images at the link at the bottom.

 

The best WikiPenises, in no particular order:

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Cockring, Cut, Hard, Bloated, Dong

Description
English: erect penis with cock ring and ball stretcher
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorOldercock

 

That’s not your grandfather’s penis. Or, you know, maybe it is! Good for you, 64 year old Oldercock. That’s a fucking bator beauty and I hope you’re mighty proud of that. 

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Bulge, Beach, Pulblic

Description
English: Shaftwear and manbulge
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorRamrodrob

Shaftwear and manbulge. I will eternally be in awe of dudes who wear this kinda shit to the beach. Y’all are kings, and your penis pride is inspirational. Keep it up, Ramrodrob. 

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Huge Balls, Bull Balls, German Penis, Nuts

Description
Deutsch: Deutscher Penis
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorBlümchen52

 

THOSE are some massive German nuts right there, my friend. That is a pair of blessings this dude should be holding, coddling, and showing off every day of his life. I like balls – we’ve covered that before

Description
English: Erected human penis
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorJustmoi

I love when they curve up so aggressively like that. That’s grade-A penis right there.

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Cockring, Cut, Hard, Bloated, Dong, Cockring

Description
English: an erect penis wearing a cock ring
Date
SourceOwn work
Author19Todd77 Todd Asch

There’s some greasy bator dong! You can’t hide in the educational folds of Wikipedia from me! Todd Asch has that big metal dong ring on, and his shaved down dong is greased, bloated, and ready to get penised! Awesome. 

 

Description
English: Marko Shows off Penis
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorWebcamdude

There’s another bator. I bet most of the guys reading this are familiar with that face. And with the myriad ways one can contemplate one’s own penis

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Proud, Smiling, Outdoors, Exhibitionist, MarkMember

Description
English: My erect penis
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorMarkMember

YES! Mark’s got one of the most recent entries in this list, and just exactly the sort of attitude I’m on the hunt for in this blog. If you can’t smile when you’ve got a big rigid dick like that, and such a spectacular bate spread, then it’s time to examine your life choices. Mark knows what’s going on.  

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Greasy Penis, Cut, Hard, Bloated, Dong

Description
English: An erect circumcised penis that has been shaved.
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorKriptzone

There’s another out/proud masturbator with a greasy bator dong. Shaved pubes aren’t for everyone, but they’re certainly a testament to ones commitment to bate life. There’s nothing quite like being streamlined, lubed, and packing a big bloater like Kriptzone there. 

 

Wikipedia, Penis, Masturbator, Bator, Cockring, Cut, Hard, Bloated, Dong, Tattoo, Beach, Public, Exhibition

Description
English: ควยฝังมุก อวัยวะเพศชายฝังมุก
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorTfm1234

 

 

TFW you’re so serious about bate that you grease up EVERYTHING, without just stopping at the penis. This guy would be super fun to stroke with. Back to Thailand with me!

 

Description
Deutsch: Ejakulation animiert, Samenerguss freihaendig, Penis erigiert, Anatomie der männlichen Genitalien
English: Human Male Ejaculation, Freehand Cumshot animated, Semen, Penis erected, Human Male Genital Anatomy
Date
SourceOwn work
AuthorLuemmel

 

Luemmel is one of the most prolific penis contributors to Wikipeida (this actually started as a post just about him!), and has submitted tons of photos that are used in articles about gear, ejaculation, arousal, and masturbation technique. This guy is a true hero of penis pride, and his willingness (insistence?) to share is unrivaled in the Wikiverse.

Some of my favorite Lummels:

 

I think if I had a beautiful German penis like that, I’d be excited to share it from every side, too. 

 

Whatever you think about Wikipedia’s refusal to censor dongs (and there’s plenty of folks who are pissed off that these images and files are readily accessible and not concealed behind child filters), there’s something positive going on here. This isn’t a way to shock or offend people, and none of these guys is sharing these in an imposing or threatening way. How could you, on Wikipedia?

They’re saying “hey, this is what my body looks like. This is what my penis looks like. This is what it can do,” and sharing that, boldly, with anyone who needs to illustrate real life in a wiki article.

This isn’t about some kind of sexual impropriety, and it isn’t made to force anyone to experience anything they don’t want to experience. In all honesty, it’s probably a comforting and real way for young dudes to check and make sure there’s nothing wrong with their own penises. The ones featured in porn are never going to be representative of the human male as a group, and the size, curve, color, and alteration styles presented in this catalog are diverse as hell.

Imagine that there’s at least one kid out there who stumbles across these 800+ photos, and thinks “oh. This guy’s dick is small/cut/uncut/fat/curved/brown/big, too,” and then gets to devote that much less life force to worrying about the way his genitals are.

 

Thanks Wikipedia.

 

-t

3 Comments
  • Ben
    Posted at 22:47h, 13 September Reply

    Great overview with fine light humor and, yet, serious appreciation of the topic (at hand). Also, I appreciate the social significance angle: this education provides more than selling more kleenex.

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 16:32h, 05 November Reply

      That’s all I’m tryina say. Thanks for reading, Ben. <3

      -t

  • Ben
    Posted at 22:50h, 13 September Reply

    Sorry: repeat comment– cuz I didn’t know it went through….

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