How am I not already playing this game? After yesterday’s Buzzfeed buzzkill, what a joy it was to stumble across this article from Kotaku on my all-penis newsfeed, about newly released video game, No Man’s Sky and the many, many phallic aliens that apparently inhabit it. If you don’t know anything about NMS, the short version is […]
Tyler’s Cockring Collection
The best of the cockring bunch. Anybody who knows me has likely heard me talk about cockrings adoringly and endlessly. I’m a huge fan and I’m always encouraging people to try them out for non-sexy times, just to keep their focus a little bit more on their penises. I’ve found it really helps […]
Orlando Bloom’s Got ALL the Foreskin: 5 for the Weekend
Legolas got naked, some neighbors saw some surprise dick, a barely-18 kid smokes and jacks, and Cockrings are great. Boy oh boy. That was a real quick fuckin week that just flew by! I only got two posts or some stupid thing in between this and the last 5. Man! But I picked […]
Furry Art History: Kira Od’s ‘Hybrids’ Sculptures
Or maybe “Furry” isn’t the right word? I spend what I assume many people would find to be a shocking amount of time worrying and thinking about why I find Fur culture and art so enticing. It’s really a lot. Of time. I think about it pretty much every time I log into […]
The 10 Best Olympics Bulges
Finally! I can care about the Olympics! I’m not somebody who gets worked up about the Olympics every four years. I don’t like having shows preempted and so much of the games are just booooorrrrring and dull and specific and I don’t have the time for it! Just tell me who won and […]
Channing Tatum is a Merman: 5 For the Weekend
Channing Tatum is a Merman, Nick Denton is bankrupt, and a guy jacks off with a cigarette in his dick. We got a pretty good response to this last week, so I’m queueing this up before I leave for murder cabin times so you don’t miss out on any of the important stuff […]