Feels / 03.12.2018

The rage I'm feeling today will be tempered by having to watch the long, slow exsanguination of this once beloved platform. As lots of you surely already know by know, Tumblr has decided to obliterate adult content and blogs on December 17, 2018. This is particularly bad timing on their part,...

Clickbate / 01.10.2017

A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that's 45,000 words. Each. It's almost like I never stop talking about myself! [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'][vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'][vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'][vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'][vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25'...

Field Trip / 04.06.2017

And I made some posters! My mom is constantly chastising me for not using the skills that I went to school for, so I made some posters for my upcoming Chicago trip. That's how you can tell I'm excited to get back to the windy city. Normally I just make some...

Stuff I ❤, Thinky Stuff / 08.05.2017

Hey! That's me! I wrote a little article for Thought Catalog and I'd love it very much if you'd read it. Here's an excerpt:[vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#707070' thickness='' up='15' down='15']How Being A Professional Companion Taught Me To Be A Better Boyfriend     by Tyler Dårlig Ulv | MAY 8, 2017 A little over a year ago...

NSFW. At ALL.
This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18