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Monday Masturbators: Phil Williams, Penis Provocateur

Sooo long since the last Monday Masturbator post, and Phil Williams is a stellar place to start back up.


 

It’s been tough going getting myself back into the swing of things here, but I’m doing my best. While I don’t think I’ll be back on my 4-5X per week posting cycle of yore, I’m glad to be getting things out there where I can.

Monday – around these parts – is when we talk about exciting, glorious, prideful, and fascinating jack off artists. And I’ve been meaning to talk about Mr. Williams for quite some time now.

I can’t recall where I first came across Phil Williams, but I suspect it was at his now-defunct XTube profile. Of all the tube sites out there, I’ve grown partial to the crowd and content on XTube, and they always seem to know exactly what I want. Phil was no exception. His bold, naked (or almost naked) workout sessions, his dildo-swallowing ass antics, and his naked garden gavottes might never have been something I was drawn to without some algorithmic help from XTube. But I knew, instantly, when I first hit play, that I’d found something marvelous.

It can be a peculiar thing to talk here so openly about my interactions with videos and internet personalities over the years. I expect Phil will probably read through this at some point and that makes me a little nervous.

What’s immediately striking to me about his videos is the way his body doesn’t look like the bodies men so often associate with “pornstars” (we talked about that some here) He isn’t 25, he isn’t ripped, and he doesn’t have a monster dong he’s constantly inflicting on his grindr hookups in order to generate “content” for his OnlyFans account. But to watch his conviction and celebratory style, one would never know it. His confidently-worn but obscene (used here only in the most positive sense) garments and postures, and his joyful jacking and hole fingering makes it clear that his strong and mature body is designed for sex. This is a man who has no sexual secrets; he enjoys the freedom of full fucking exposure, and you can feel yourself start to enjoy it through him.

Phil’s videos are also unique in that there seems to be no driving force behind them. They are certainly on par (in some cases far beyond) content being sold as Premium on XTube or other platforms, as far as technical proficiency, length, and subject. But Phil seems interested only in hearing back from viewers about whether they enjoyed them or not; like the ultimate alturistic pornongrapher. “Did you get hard? Great! That’s all the payment I need!” They also aren’t styled as “scenes” per se. There isn’t even a rudimentary arc of soft->stimulated->shooting to many of them. Many of his videos simply are, giving you the clearest idea what it would be like to spend time in his bed or backyard.

I’ve lost countless loads over these videos. Fogged up by poppers, and the sensations of my greasy paws wrapped around my penis, I’ve watched hours of Phil stretching and slinking about in thongs and spandex, bouncing naked on his stability ball, and pulling open his massive, muscly ass to gleefully show off his hole. When I watch porn like this, what arouses me most is the idea that I would be a part of it. With Phil it is easy to assume this is his intention all along. He’s making these videos to call you in and share what masturbating in his garden with him, or slobbering on his drippy uncut cock would feel like. Or (even though it’s not my go-to activity) what getting yourself all the way inside of him and trying to get him pregnant would be like. Hint: it couldn’t possibly be anything other than glorious.

 

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These are two of my favorite videos Phil has done, but the truth is that it’s impossible to convey the breadth of his content here. His XHamster profile has pages and pages of videos and photos, each distinct and exciting in its own way.

Here’s Phil relentlessly plugging his butt on a cam session. I long to be so enthusiastic about taking it. He’s really a hero:
 

And here’s one of the better examples of what I mean about what it would be like to spend time with him. You can almost feel the English summer weather while you and Phil masturbate openly for one another in the garden for all to see:
 

 

You should follow Phil Williams on XHamster, and leave him some comments. After all the work and energy and semen that has gone into these videos, it’s the least we can do. He’s also quite active on Twitter, though I warn that following him will result in frequent derailments of any productivity you hope to achieve.

 

What a great way to unload on a Monday. <3

 

-t

 

5 Comments
  • James
    Posted at 16:04h, 05 August Reply

    Not quite my taste but very interesting

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 16:05h, 05 August Reply

      Yeah I can see where it’s not everybody’s cuppa. But he’s so inspiring to me. I leaked a little puddle onto the floor writing this post (and trying not to cum again today).

      -t

  • Mighty
    Posted at 08:48h, 08 August Reply

    Thanks for turning me onto Phil. As someone who is a bit older and not what is considered traditionally “hot”, seeing him so proud makes me happy and inspires me to be the best me I can be.

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 09:31h, 08 August Reply

      Thanks for reading, MM! There is so much beyond “hot,” you know. Relegating one’s sexuality and sexual activity to what society deems “hot” is like relegating one’s diet to cake frosting. It’s fine for a moment, but tedious and unhealthy in the long run.

      I’m glad you enjoyed Phil, and I know he’d love to hear that.

      -t

  • Jason
    Posted at 13:04h, 04 November Reply

    Awesome post Tyler! Never heard of Phil before reading this, but seeing an experienced man who’s not only incredibly sexy, but confident, proud, and knows how to show it all off shows a younger bator like myself how it should be done. And that ass. Damn.

    You weren’t wrong about his twitter page either. Shot way too hard of a load browsing through only a few days of his posts. Really a generous guy!

    Keep posts like this coming more often. Love reading about which studs turn you on.

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