How to rethink the grey areas with clients and stuff to do that isn’t buttsex. We had so much fun with the last Uncomfortable Asks that I almost couldn’t wait to do it again! If you missed the last entry, someone called me “incredibly dumb,” someone else got mad on twitter, and a third […]
Everything You Know Is Wrong: Anal Sex Edition
Up is down, black is white, and short is long. When I was ten years old or so, I got a copy of Weird Al Yankovic’s Bad Hair Day (for my birthday, I think). Being ten years old, I played it constantly, until I had learned nearly every word to every song. My parents completely […]
Uncomfortable Asks: Advice on Escorts and Bad Blowjays
Because I’ve probably seen more dicks than most people, and I know some things, too! I’ve always been hesitant to offer any sort of practical advice column here, even though I get more than a few emails and tumblr submissions asking my opinion on a particular situation or problem. It’s not that I don’t […]
It’s Time To Bin Your Tea
Attitude Magazine and Alexis Caught have some smart thoughts about how to reframe the way you engage with your peers. I don’t totally know how I came across it first (likely just a random find while googling important scientific research things), but I sent it to myself a couple different times/ways because I kept reading […]
Why Don’t Humans Have a Penis Bone? via The Guardian
Spoiler alert: monogamy ruins everything. This article out of the Guardian is actually from December, but only triggered my google alerts about all things peenor this past week. Who knows why I had to wait for such relevant information, but I’m glad to have it now. Though it’s already started to make me wish […]
Belle De Jour’s Got Some Thoughts on Trump’s Russian Pee Party
An expert in the field knows what the rich and powerful get up to behind closed doors. It seems I should disclaim this at least a little bit, and say that Belle De Jour (or the good Doctor Brooke Magnanti, when she’s not writing about her exploits as a high class London call girl) […]