Take five minutes out of your day and think about penises both cosmic and personal. I use the #contemplate-your-penis hashtag on tumblr a lot. I think it’s an important and universal behavior that men tend to overlook in favor of looking at other penises. But I know men (myself included!) who have attested to […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
#Lionbate Megapost: These Lions Can’t Stop Masturbating!
And who would ever want them to! I’ve been pretty open about my selective fascinations with furry shit here in the past. I’m not the sort of guy who’s got a secret fursuit stashed away in the closet, but I will admit to finding some anthropomorphic dogs, bulls, and even sharks kinda hot in […]
Sunday Comics: “Jake” by Sean (John Klamik)
Jockstraps, roller derby, and hairy, veiny cocks abound in Jake. Ordinarily, R. Crumb-style black and whiters like these aren’t my style. I’m much more a fan of the digital assisted art of Freebo or Josman when I’m reading my penis comics. There’s something about the highly jumbled words/action of Crumb and his ilk that […]
Louis CK and the Ending of “Magic Mike”
Louis CK is most men at 49: he just wants a boyfriend. Unpopular opinion: gay culture has spoiled what it means for men to have sex and share love. Let me explain: I have met a truly shocking number of men who either discover late in their life that they are desirous of masculine […]
My All Time Favorite Handjob
Not all reacharounds are created equal. This video popped into my Xtube habits many years ago, and then, as such magical and beautiful things are wont to do, it just disappeared one day. I remember still the very first time I ever watched it, realizing immediately what a fucking gem of a thing this […]