Animan men are the primest of dad archetypes, often outfitted in 50’s-style undergarments and hairstyles, and evincing with a sexual confidence and capacity for pleasure expression that betrays their core sluttiness.
Gay Porn GIFs: You Can Almost Jack Off to giphy.com!
Think of it as the mens underwear section of the Sears catalog for the millennial set. I don’t know about you, but with everything happening in the world right now, I need a big break from serious shit. If you know me, you know I don’t text, but instead prefer secure messengers like Telegram or […]
Why Handjobs Magazine (Still) Matters
Feelings of isolation and outsider statuses only ease when humans can see that others are so very like them and want the same things. Growing up when and where I did (the American South in the 80s and 90s), I wasn’t often exposed to extremely sexual situations, or even sex in general with any regularity. […]
The Nifty Archive’s Curator Talks About the Uncertain Future of Erotic Literature
The Nifty Archive has been dear to me for as long as I’ve known it, but what becomes of an all-text empire in the time of unlimited, uncensored hardcore visuals? I can still remember being a bad kid on the internet and waiting endlessly for my parents to leave me alone with the computer long […]
Stardew Valley is Superior to Animal Crossing for One Reason: Hardcore Gay Sex
Characters suck and fuck and masturbate for one another with gleeful, uncensored abandon. With everything going on in my life these past few months (my suspended move to Berlin, my all consuming work project followed by the demise of my all consuming work project, and my day to day struggles with staying productive and staying […]
Bator or Bater?
We talk a lot about masturbation and bate practices here, and have great cause to frequently say the word “bator” and “bate,” and I am cautious to use the correct spellings of each word, as they are clearly and logically derived from larger terms.